Sunday, September 23, 2012
What make Malaysian Cools
It is cools when you good in English but acting like you're not in front of people that still in learning progress. But then suprise them that you're actually better than them.
It is cools when you drive a classic car or the only one "car" in Malaysia. It is more cools when you're riding with Hot and sexy chicks in the car.
It is cools to be Boss with too professional attitude towards staff in the office.
It is cools when you're always said "OMG".
It is cools when people comment your picture "cutenyee" and then you replied "xdelah!! Mana ada cute". But deeply inside, you will say "eee.. Bestnyee".
It is cools when you know how to play guitar and people admiring you but you're not actually a musician.
It is cools when you're trying to be humble in front of others but actually you're trying to let people know that you're humble. It's cools rite!??
It is cools when you're using iPhone and iPad at the same time in front of others in classes or any seminars.
It is cools when you have BMW at home but drive kancil to work. But weekend show-off in order to let people know you're actually rich.
It is cools when you're hanging out with all hot-hot chicks and having drink together and LEPAKing at Kedai Mamak.
It is cools when you're telling people that you're working at Urban Area (KL).
It is so cools when you're telling people about your past with alcohol, girls and clubs. Now, you're aware about your past mistake but still have a bit proud of that (the way you told people, e:g : "Korang skang budak-budak mentah lagi, abang dulu masa muda bapak arak pun abang telan tau tak? Korang setakat sikit-sikit tu, alahai, tak payah la cerita". Cool!?? Cool la sangatttttt!!
It is cools when your girlfriend is free hair, mixed or GEBU. But it is not cools when you're not her first love. You should worry about that.
It is cools when you're ride KTM Scrambler on the road with full face and bagpack and then heading to colleage or LEPAKing out with friends. People will think you're AZROY. Coolss!!
It is cools when you're head or leader of the group at young age. So, people older than you are obliged to give some respect eventhough you're convinced them not to do so DIRECTLY but INDIRECTLY, coolss!!
It is cools when your fashion is up to date and also BRANDED and tell people this is how to make yourself cool.
It is cools when you're buying something with your credit card VISA Petronas.
It is cools when you 're trying to collect rare items as well as antique for the purposed of follow the trend not hobby.
It is cools when you're sitting at the back in the seminar you've attended so many times before.
It is cools to be declared as the Mayor of the place which is not your home (Foursquare).
It is cools when you criticized the all bad things but you're doing so frequently.
It is cools when you're playing and singing song like a monkey on the stage floor or public (Oppa Gangnam).
It is cools when people give yourself a compliment right after heard your voice in Karaoke song.
It is cools when you're wearing necktie while riding motocycle to the office.
It is cools when you drive old nice VW Beetle and it is more cools when you drive the new VW Beetle which just launched. But it will be MORE COOLS when you just drive VW POLO and having hotchick at your passenger seat and she will says "coolss!!"- TV commercial mentioned that.
It is cools when you left something important in your house while driving halfway to office and then you turn back and pick up that thing. Later you found the coolest thing ever happen to you when you arrive your office and realized the thing you picked up just now left on the floor while you locked the house. It is super brialliant cools!!
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